A man goes to the doctor because he has a bump on his forehead. The doctor tells him he has a penis growing out of his forehead and it's attached to his brain so they can't remove it or he will die. The man says, "So, you're telling me that every day when I look in the mirror I'm going to see this penis growing out of my forehead?" And the doctor says, "Actually, no. The balls will eventually cover up your eyes."