How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None: the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
How many debutantes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A cotillion.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get the the other side.
One.
How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Irish grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ah don't you worry now. You go out and have fun, I'll just sit here in the dark.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
How many Mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it most of the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end!
How many people from a particular demographic does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number. One to perform the specified task and the others to behave in a manner stereotypical of that particular demographic.
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