haha

A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gives it to her.

Freud believed that only one thing came between fear and sex. He called it fünf.



What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?"

Sartre replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream".

Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and Sartre returned to working. A few minutes later, however, the waitress returned and said, "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream - how about with no milk?"