Springwatch

This is the second year Bill Oddie has not been presenting Springwatch and frankly... Fuck off!




Ok i read the wiki, Bill Oddie is not well... but the sentiment remains. Go to hell BBC! Your cooing and fawning does not charm me.

Ewok song... never forget!

Ewok Karaoke from Rob Tyler on Vimeo.

oh dear

corrigans, mount plesant inn, through a church, rathmines, robbie, gar sent you

I LOL'ed

from something awful:

I work in the kitchen of a hospital, and sometimes you get put on the role of delivering food to the patients. Nothing strange about that. Part of this role is you have to do an afternoon tea run, which is essentially go around a few wards offering to make tea/coffee for the patients and delivering their midmeal snack (It's prescribed by dieticians. It could be biscuits, a milkshake or anything).

Anyhoo, I walk into one of those bays of the ward with a yoghurt in my hand, ready to deliver it to bed #12. I walk on over, completely oblivious to my surroundings and put the yoghurt down on their bedside table thing. I say "Here's your yoghurt" and think the jobs done when a nurse says to me,

"She won't be needing that."

Confused, I look down at the patient and see her lying there, eyes closed, with a rose on her chest. I look to my left and notice what appears to be crying relatives and I look to my right and see a gathering of nurses. Releasing what just happened, I picked up the yoghurt, said outloud "Awkward" and left the room.

cool

I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. -- Aristotle

Before Enlightenment chop wood carry water, after Enlightenment, chop wood carry water.
-- Zen Proverb

a few new films to watch

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383028/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219822/

http://ie.rottentomatoes.com/m/sleeper/

http://ie.rottentomatoes.com/m/reanimator/

http://www.metacritic.com/video/titles/delicatessen

http://www.metacritic.com/video/titles/discreetcharmofthebourgeoisie

http://www.metacritic.com/video/titles/sideways <- i might have seen this

"Spacious Thoughts" NASA feat. Kool Keith & Tom Waits from Fluorescent Hill on Vimeo.

Latvian Jokes. I hope they win Eurovision

Knock knock
Who's there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.

How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?

Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents farm. This is before Cossacks slaughter them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

What did the ocean say to the penguin?
Nothing it just waved.

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

What's red and good for your teeth?
Socialized healthcare.

What's yellow and can't swim?
A bulldozer.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled?
If they were small, white and smooth they'd be aspirins.

How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?

the alarming this is deciding which one you would rather have sex with

Marylin smoking the pot?

in Soviet Russia, Music plays you!

You didn't so much fly the U-2 as turn the thing on and point it at God.

vroom!

Book Smarts!

The man from LaMancha

http://tvshack.net/movies/Notes_on_a_Scandal__2006_/

SUMMER!

So, as part of the meteoric rise of Die Antwoord they will be playing at the Open'er festival in Poland; which i will be attending... cool.

Also I just bought tickets to go to the LED festival in London:
Leftfield, Aphex Twin and Goldfrapp. Summer is looking good.

June - Spain
July - Poland
August - Germany/Austria
Sept - Electronic Festival in London
December - Australia!!!!!!!!

it just gets worse and worse

The Funk is Strong with this One!

Robotard 8000

BALLS OUT

Poor Irish, always asking me for one of my hats.

Zuh?

Nooooooo-ooooooooom

Legopower

Maybe I just get my FUNK on right down the street right here!

Too fucking cute!

Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.

IRON MAN 2

So, I watched Iron Man 1 again yesterday. I have the ticket for Iron Man 2 and the cinema is only 5 minutes from my house. The bowl is full of chop... ready for go! There is no way that I will not enjoy this...

http://taking-over-the-internet.com/

This is how a pope feeds

o-ho!

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

Whazza!

Coff-eeee

No, I get to be the Sith!

LAZERTiTS

Trailer for "The Toaster With TWO BRAINS" from Bradley W. Schenck on Vimeo.

"you know what, I really hate this kid. I want him to develop an inoperable brain tumor at the base of his skull."

My old house in Melbourne

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How to speed up Windows 7

http://www.techradar.com/news/software/operating-systems/how-to-speed-up-windows-7-687622

The reemergence of the grand narrative in the form of global ecological disaster has rendered all forms of postmodern thought dangerous anachronisms

Tattoo

An afternoon out reconnecting with another side of an old friend.

Ballad in Plain D

These Corsets are awesome

Jakie Chan is pretty cool

Peer Guardian Versus Windows 7 64-Bit | Where's My Drink

Peer Guardian Versus Windows 7 64-Bit | Where's My Drink

Kiss

There was the smell of leather and dead hippies in the air. I didnt even want to even think about how old they were. Despite the drawbacks it was a tribute to an earlier age of rock, when the guitar was king. I always wanted to know if they wore their makeup off. The answer is yes. Gene simmons' legs look skinny. Some of the set pieces seemed a little tired. But they rocked anyway. This is truely the zenith of rock as theatre.

Camel Toe

Torchlight?

I wish I could go on a 3 week cruise out of Hawaii. I certainly wouldn't complain about getting my feet wet.. on a boat.

Toxic - garbage Island

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/toxic/toxic-garbage-island-full-length

Documentary on this website VBS.

A bunch of whiny over-privileged hipsters do their very best to make me aware of the plastic pollution problem in the pacific, but all they manage to do is fill me with a passionate loathing for them and the society that produced them. So maybe in a way it was a success.

OUTLIERS from MONDIAL CREATIVE LABS on Vimeo.

Hello Internet

I have missed you.

but now, sweet sweet 15 Mbit!

...just let me get the PeerGuardian up and lets take you for a spin.

I am goign to see KISS on friday.

SUBWAY

beware the russian subway

also:

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

I would like to think these subtitles are accurate

like a pig

Commercial - Playmate Ancilla Tillia stripping for Wakker Dier from Shariff Nasr on Vimeo.

This is how Pete Black likes his facebook posts to sound.

Special

Dude!

The graphics on this game are awesome

Wish me joy of a walk in the rain.