What did the ocean say to the penguin?
Nothing it just waved.

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

What's red and good for your teeth?
Socialized healthcare.

What's yellow and can't swim?
A bulldozer.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled?
If they were small, white and smooth they'd be aspirins.

How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?